Larry Gibbons! He is now the proud owner of a ticket to the inaugural Blue Ridge Marathon!
His answer to the question, "what was your worst pre-race meal?" was:
"A Power Bar. It was a disgusting chewy mess. Every bite took a minute to swallow, and then it sat in my stomach like lead."
Well that's just swell, Larry. I was so close to signing a multi-million dollar sponsorship deal with the Power Bar corporation. Now I have to continue looking for a real job.
As if that wasn't enough, it turns out Larry is one of like, two or three other barefooters in NC. He's probably faster than me, too.
I am a man of integrity. I will honor the selection made by The True Random Number Generator, even though it costs me MILLIONS of dolllars AND I won't be able to hog all the barefoot attention at the marathon.
So now I live for one reason and one reason only: beat Larry Gibbons. It's on, Larry. Bring it.
And congrats again.
ADDENDUM: How rude of me - I neglected to say thanks to all who entered. So, thanks to all who entered!
The bare foot is the best running coach money can't buy.
Please visit me at my new site...
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Monday, October 12, 2009
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